Insurance Ads Suck

Nothing pisses me off more than stupid car insurance commercials. They are on every channel and most of the time, they are retarded.

1. State Farm

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there?! Are you fucking serious?! I don’t even talk to my neighbors. And my neighbors in NJ are all ghinds. They are neither good neighbors, nor do I want them “there” or anywhere close to me. I’ll pass

2. Progressive

I cannot stand the Progressive commercial with that ugly fool trying to sell me insurance packaged in a cardboard box. Are you serious? I’ll definitely pass.

3. Esurance

Can it get any more stupid than the Esurance cartoon? Am I going to buy your car insurance because some pink-haired cartoon slut is doing a jump kick? NO!

4. Allstate

Having the first black President being your spokesman earns you some credit but I’d rather see David Palmer dodge bullets than sell insurance.

5. Nationwide

These ads are about as exciting as Renee Zellweger’s face.

The clear winner of the insurance ad battle is clearly...